Hot doctor pounding

Alright Mason, so what does this seem to be the problem?

I wanted to come in today just because I've been feeling some major sharp pains in my groin lately.

OK, so what do we think the mecha's thought?

Well, I'd like to say that it was an injury from sports or something like that

But in all honesty, it was a night or two ago that I might have been having some really crazy wild sex